Taken from ~ShoulderDevil

Pick 13 of your OCs:

1. Lauraline
2. Aline
3. Xaelite
4. Seela
5. Haiti
6. Tilly
7. Lucretia
8. Dr. Roberts
9. Rakiel
10. Linali
11. Soolt
12. Leshan
13. Faellie

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1. Are 1 (Lauraline) and 2 (Aline) sweethearts? If not, should they be?

No and no. They're both straight and plus Aline is married and has a little girl.

2. 2 (Aline) and 3 (Xaelite) are playing Mortal Kombat--who's kicking whose butt?

Aline's kicking Xael's butt because Xael's just pushing random buttons and squealing in joy at the new technology.

3. 3 (Xael) and 4 (Seela) share a bed. Do they fight over who gets which side?

Seela gets raped. But not over which side of the bed is whose. Xael just has fun. She probably hurts Seela too. A lot. Mmm.. Tasty pain.

4. 5 (Haiti) has ice cream. Would 4 (Seela) steal it?

Probably, but only because they're twins. Haiti would let her because she's the more serious one and is indulgent of Seela.

5.How drunk would 5 (Haiti) have to be to make whoopie to 6 (Tilly)?

Drunk beyond reason. Drunk to alcohol poisoning. Not only is Tilly freaky-looking, but she's insane. Plus Haiti is straight, technically. She's not really interested in any relationship of that kind.

6. 6 (Tilly) finds naughty photos of 7 (Lucretia). Could s/he successfully blackmail 7 with them?

No. Not at all. Tilly wouldn't know what to do with them or maybe not even know what they're about. She's probably make little boats with them or dip them in red paint.

7. If 7 (Lucretia) walked into his/her room to find 8 (Dr. Roberts) nude on his/her bed, how long would it be until s/he turns and leaves?

Well, she'd advance to have a little fun with him, but Dr. Roberts is gay, so he'd probably leave, having made a mistake of rooms.

8. 8 (Dr. Roberts) won the lottery! How much would s/he share with 9 (Rakiel)?

None! 'cause Rakiel's an asshole and Dr. Roberts is a crazy bastard.

9. Does 9 (Rakiel) know 10 (Linali)'s super secret kink?

That'd be a no. Linali's never had sex willingly or any relationship where affection like that happened. Not that Rakiel would care anyways.

10. Whose sugar high is wilder, 10 (Linali) or 11 (Soolt)?

Definitely Soolt. Linali's too emotionally scarred to be wild on a sugar high.

11.Who's more likely to sing the Oscar Mayer wiener song, 11 (Soolt) or 12 (Leshan)?

Leshan. He'd be humming it under his breath while roaming around the human world. He's a strange one, but charming at least.

12.There's something 12 (Leshan)'s been meaning to tell 13 (Faellie). What is it?

"I think your wings are very beautiful. How about you and I go have a lovely lobster dinner my dear?"
"What's a lobster?"

13. If 13 (Faellie) were to kiss 1 (Lauraline)-- passionately-- how would 1 react?

Lauraline would be polite and tell Faellie that women aren't her type and try to get away.

14. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Who does this define best, 4 (Seela) or 9 (Rakiel)?

Rakiel for sure. He hates humans and utterly LOATHES his own kind.

15. Who's more of an animal in bed, 5 (Haiti) or 12 (Leshan)?

Leshan. He IS a demon after all even though he's a gentleman. Plus Haiti hasn't found a mate for sex.

16. 7 (Lucretia) went for a walk. Is s/he going to meet 3 (Xaelite) or 10 (Linali)?

As much as I want to say Linali because I'm a nice person, Linali wouldn't likely be out walking around strangers. Lucretia would meet Xael and get subsequently kidnapped. And probably killed eventually after much torture.

17. 6 (Tilly) is found face down in a pool of blood. What happened?

She's probably blowing bubbles in it. Tilly likes red things.

18. Is 11 (Soolt) capable of hiding in plain sight?

Only in the arctic, kinda.

19. 13 (Faellie) binds 2 (Aline) with a length of rope. Could 2 escape?

...maybe? If she shifted her shape to be more snake-like she might be able to slip out or cut the rope with her scales. But it would take a lot of effort.

20. If 8 (Dr. Roberts) and 11 (Soolt) went on a date, how would it end?

It would end with Dr. Roberts saying he's gay and taking Soolt to a mutant-hating facility to be tested, starved, beaten and possibly sexually molested. Best date ever!

21. Does 2 (Aline) make 12 (Leshan) happy in his/her pants?

Yes, very much so. Aline is taken however so Leshan wouldn't go after her. Much.

22.You go skydiving with 3 (Xaelite) and 6 (Tilly). Which one's more likely to destroy your parachute as you jump?

Ha ha ha. Worst pair to sky dive with ever! Tilly might do it without knowing the implications of what she's doing and Xael would do it to hear me scream in fear all the way down.

23. Pillowfight! Who just decked you, 1 (Lauraline) or 9 (Rakiel)?

Definitely Lauraline. She's nice and fun. Rakiel would be more likely to hit me with a rock.

24. 7 (Lucretia) and 13 (Faellie) go horseback riding. At the end of the ride, whose bum hurts worse?

Lucretia's bum would hurt worse. Faellie would have gotten been flying to keep her bum out of the saddle for most of it.

25. If 10 (Linali) got a hold of pink fluffy handcuffs, would s/he be more likely to use them on 4 (Seela) or 5 (Haiti)?

Neither. She would throw them out, disgusted by the distortion of such painful devices used for pleasure.